Gay porn star/ clown/ TV show producer turned overnight strategic military genius Volodymyr Zelenskyy was met off the plane by the “Tee Shock” (Gaylick for “Prime Minister”) Mehole Martin who was awoken from his slumber by handlers early this morning and bundled into a police van to rush down to Shannon NATO-CIA drop zone in the West of Ireland to meet his idol. “I love Zelensky and the sweat-stained T-Shirt he always wears.” said a starstruck Martin. “We’re hoping to arrange for Ireland to send young people to sacrifice themselves in that terrible meatgrinder situation over there. I think we can get them to put aside their misgivings about Her Excellency Von Der Lying and offer their lives for the cause of the European Onion.”
https://www.irishpeople.ie/zelensky-rises-again/